found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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