What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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