is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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