I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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