I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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