im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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