yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
That accounts for only three of the penises
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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