david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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