How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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