Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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