Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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