The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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