I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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