a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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