When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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