his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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