I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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