Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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