Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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