Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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