Whod you bang
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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