Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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