The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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