It's Friday. Sex?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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