I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
