I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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