just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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