Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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