I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
whose parrot is this?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
