Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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