Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
