I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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