No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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