I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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