no you cant smoke seaweed
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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