is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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