ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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