What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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