so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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