Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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