awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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