I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Is it because I queefed?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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