brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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