i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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