he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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