one might say we're banned from that church
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I need you to use more vowels.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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