ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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