So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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