We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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