Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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