dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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