i may or may not be watching the land before time
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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