she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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